OMG

It is NOT my fault that your son spends 16 hrs straight on the computer
It is NOT my fault that we have no more tissue paper
It is NOT my fault that I have a sister instead of a brother
It is NOT my fault that you feel stressed out about work
It is NOT my fault that you're unhappy with life
It is NOT my fault that you cannot manage your kids.
It is NOT my fault that he pulls a face when going for tution
It is NOT my fault that he is not doing well academically
It is NOT my fault that he tells you things last minute and you bother enough to rush everything so that he assumes that he can do it next time.

Honestly.
Don't think the world revolves around you
Don't think any less of someone younger than you
Don't think your troubles are greater than someone else's
Don't give excuses that don't even convince yourself.

If you have anyone to blame, it is YOUR-FREAKIN-SELF!

I'm not going to feel sorry for you
I'm not obliged to serve you, I'll only help
I'm NOT YOUR FREAKIN SLAVE!

OMG
I'll go overseas just so you'll gain some independence.